My Life As Me

March 28, 2008

Another mess up from Monster.com

Filed under: Employment — bunchesofos @ 8:21 pm
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Looking through Monster.com today I spotted an interesting advertisement for an Administrative Assistant.  In going to read it, I couldn’t get past the name and location of the job.  When I got to the description part, it said this:

Job Responsibilities:

 

·         Greet visitors and manage sign in procedures
 

·         Answer operator telephone calls from the auto attendant
 

·         Manage shipping/receiving of packages and office documents
 

·         Manage incoming and outgoing mail
 

·         Maintain office equipment, office supplies and refreshments as needed
 

·         Maintain clean and orderly office décor
 

·         Coordinate meetings:  schedule rooms, send out invitations and coordinate calendars, order food, arrange conference call numbers/live meeting service, create agendas, etc.
 

·         Type, format, coordinate printing and/or distribution of office documents
 

·         Make travel arrangements
 

·         Additional responsibilities as assigned
 

 

Job Requirements:

 

·         Associate’s degree or equivalent business experience required
 

·         Two or more years business office experience with similar responsibilities required
 

·         Proficiency with Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook and PowerPoint and Adobe Acrobat
 

·         Professional, positive and cooperative manner; team player
 

·         Excellent verbal and written communication skills
 

·         Ability to work proactively and independently
 

 

Reports to the Office Manager

It’s Greek to me!

March 21, 2008

What a bunch of flakes!

Filed under: Things that make you say "hmm..." — bunchesofos @ 8:05 pm
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Speaking of selling stuff on E-bay…right out of the “weird stuff on E-bay column” comes two sisters who are attempting to sell a Kellogg’s Frosted Flake that looks like the state of Illinois.  Sure, why not?  People have tried to sell potato ships that look like Hawaii, a piece of cheese that looks like Florida, lint that formed to shape the state of Texas.  Why not a Frosted Flake?

Of course E-bay pulled the auction because you can’t sell food on E-bay.  So now the two have re-listed the auction, selling the Flake as a “coupon”, which entitles you to the flake.  And bidding is up to $255.00.  Well, that doesn’t surprise me.  Everybody needs a Frosted Flake shaped like the state of Illinois!

Now I’m going to skim through my box of Total to see if I can find one that looks like George Washington’s head….

Getting a divorce? Why not sell your life on E-bay?

Filed under: Things that make you say "hmm..." — bunchesofos @ 7:58 pm
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That’s just what this gentleman in Perth is planning to do in June.  He is recently divorced and apparently has no need for all the toys that he has:  a spa, a motorbike, jetski, $400,000 house, car, big screen TV; the package includes a two week stint at the carpet shop where he works and an intro to his friends.  It does not include his name.

“This is part of cleaning out the old and on with the new,” the seller named Ian states.  Someone best for buying the auction would be an individual with an adventurous spirit, as that is what Ian is like.

I wonder what the bidding will start at?  I could use an adventurous life….

March 20, 2008

Juggling act

Filed under: Humor — bunchesofos @ 3:45 am
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A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shriner’s Circus and didn’t want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A very drunk good old boy got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

“You might as well take me on to jail cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”

March 19, 2008

On track for Guiness world record for paper airplanes…

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I saw a very touching story on Headline News this afternoon regarding Hunter Winship and his goal to break the Guiness World Record for collection of paper airplanes.

The significance is that Hunter has a form of lymphomic cancer but he’s not letting that fact stop him from achieving his goal.  To date Hunter has collected over a million paper airplanes.  And they keep coming.

It’s really ironic because just this past weekend I asked my husband if he knew how to make paper airplanes.  Just out of the blue.  Mainly to entertain our two-year-old.  He said he did but when he went to make one, he couldn’t remember how.  So he looked the directions up on-line.  Then he spent the rest of the day making all kinds of paper airplanes, much to our daughter’s delight.

I’m going to try to find out where to send this kid a paper airplane and I’d like to encourage everyone who reads this post to do so too.  Hunter’s hoping to reach his goal by his birthday in June.  God bless the kid…

To read the article, go to:  http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/16816161.html

Hill’s records get released…

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 7:31 pm
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and does anyone really give a shit what she was doing on February 11, 2003?

Iraq five years later

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 7:29 pm
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Hard to believe it’s been five years since we invaded Iraq and we STILL have no clue why we’re there! 

Okay, so we took down Hussein but then what?  Really, what are we fighting for?  Bragging rights?  To see how many more military personnel can get killed?  To kill off more civilians?  To fight insurgents who will continue to terrorize whether we’re there or not?  What is the point?

As I once read five years ago on a web site:  The REAL war has begun….McDonald’s or Burger King….

I wish it were that simple!

March 18, 2008

Temporary staffing company and interview updates

Filed under: Employment — bunchesofos @ 4:54 pm
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I’ve had two recent fiasco meetings with some more temporary staffing agencies.  I’ve figured out how these companies make their money.  They get commissioned on the number of bodies they get in the door to sign up for their alleged services.  It doesn’t matter how many they actually help find work for.  That’s the only way I can see how any of these companies stay in business.

I had high hopes for KNF&T.  When I met with them they seemed very professional and took the time to ask me what I was looking for now and where I wanted to see myself in the future.  Then, Connie, the woman I met with, told me how once a week she gets jobs in from Human Resources at UMASS.  I told her I’ve already applied there several times.  She told me that their Human Resources department is like a “black hole”.  But I asked her to keep me in mind if a job position that fit my criteria opened up there.

Connie then went on to tell me about a “great opportunity” at a company in Marlborough.  Some hardware manufacturing place.  For a purchase order clerk, or along those lines.  Sounded fine to me, although I have no actual experience in doing that sort of thing, but was willing to give it a shot.  She called me the next day to tell me I had an interview with them.

I went and met with Steve, the supervisor at the hardware manufacturing place.  The best way to describe him is to think of a wet noodle.  Needless to say, the interview lasted a mere ten minutes and I knew it wasn’t going to happen.  On top of that, KNF&T was paying shit for this job and upon complete hire with them (this was a temp-to-perm position), it wasn’t going to be much more than what KNF&T was offering.

When I went to follow up with Connie the following day, she had gone from being the nice individual who had listened to me the previous day to a cold-hearted bitch who basically said, “he could sense your disinterest in the job”.  My disinterest?  He really didn’t tell me much about the job; he had spent most of the time talking about himself and how he had worked his way up through the ranks to Supervisor.  I had to ask him about the position and what it entailed.  But my “disinterest” was for the best.  I can tell you that if I had gotten that position, it wouldn’t have been for very long. 

My next temporary office experience was with Execustaff in Worcester.  What a waste of time that was!  I drove 20 miles into the city just to be told by Brenda, the contact, that they mainly make placements in the medical field.  Since I didn’t have medical field experience, I would probably have to get something in an entry level position and that I would need to e-mail her on a weekly basis for job opportunities.  Sorry, I’m not going to waste my time, Brenda.

On Friday I went for an interview at “ANTON”, which is where my husband works.  I should’ve known it wasn’t going to go over well when Joan, the Supervisor who would be interviewing me, called me up to request the interview and said, “It only pays $30,000, no more than that, just so you’ll know”.  Uh, who says that to you on the phone?

Then when I met with Joan, we weren’t even in the elevator and she asks me, “Why do you want to work at Anton?”  It wasn’t asked like you would ask in an interview such as “So, tell me why you’d like to work here”.  It was asked in an accusatory tone, such as “how dare you try to get a job here”. 

“Well, I’m looking for something different,” I told Joan.

“You’ve been in insurance for so long, though,” she replied.

“Yes, but I’m kind of sick of it,” I explained.

Then came the math test.  She plopped me down at an empty desk right out on the floor with all the other employees instead of having me take the tests in a secluded office or conference room.  I had to listen to one woman on the phone making her party plans for that night and another guy on the other side of the wall complaining to a co-worker about how he always has to clean up after this other co-worker and how he was “always the one getting in trouble”. 

Needless to say, I didn’t have an easy time completing the tests with all the distractions.  Then all Joan did in our interview was talk about herself, the account lines her department worked and kept asking if I had any questions.  I couldn’t wait to get out of there!

On a brighter note, I received three promising calls yesterday:  One for an interview for this Thursday and two other job prospects.

March 17, 2008

The powerful become powerless

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 3:47 pm
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Did Eliot Spitzer think he was invincible?  Even the President of the United States got caught with his pants down; did some lowly governor of New York think he was going to get away with having trysts with all these call girls? 

It’s amazing to see how when some people are handed a status in their lives, i.e., president, governor, rock star, they think they obtain super powers that nobody can touch.  Yet, they are nothing but mortal humans like the rest of us and they can be touched, they can become powerless.

And it’s fun to watch them fall.  When these types lose their “powers” it hits the headlines; when us simple people who have menial jobs as sanitation engineers or teachers fall, nobody gives a shit.

March 10, 2008

The latest sins–courtesy of the Vatican

Filed under: Things that make you say "hmm..." — bunchesofos @ 3:49 pm
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I guess even the Pope is adapting with the times and becoming “green”. 

The latest sins declared by the Vatican include:  Thou shall not pollute the Earth and Thou shall beware genetic manipulation.  They also denounce stem cell research that destroys embryos.

So the next time you purposely (or accidentally) throw something on the ground or decide to clone yourself, get ready to do some serious time for Penace!

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