My Life As Me

September 29, 2008

Paul Newman

Filed under: Entertainment — bunchesofos @ 4:30 am

Saturday afternoon I was sitting in a McDonald’s chomping away on one of their Southwestern salads when I looked up at the TV that was soundlessly playing to see the breaking news that Paul Newman had passed away.

I put my fork down, looked down at my salad and realized the dressing on it was Newman’s own Southwestern salad dressing.  Freaky.

Paul made some great films–as well as great popcorn, salad dressing, pasta sauce and any other foods I’m missing at this moment.  He will be greatly missed not only as an actor or food entrepreneur, but also as someone who did some good in the world with his charity work.  Rest in peace, Mr. Newman.

We’re almost there…

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 4:26 am

do I smell a 700 billion dollar solution?  That alone will be a miracle in itself!

September 26, 2008

I think this sums up this entire 700 billion dollar bail out business…

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 4:24 am

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

  Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
  I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
  Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. 
  We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
  About the nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
  And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
  Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’
  So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
  Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him 
  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
   So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
  Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
  He gives up and goes back to bed .
   The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’
  The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’
  The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
  The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo.”

September 25, 2008

What do washed up rock stars do when they have nothing better to do?

Filed under: Crap about rock stars — bunchesofos @ 5:09 am

They play poker on social networking sites!

Here he comes to save the day!

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 5:07 am

It’s the 700 billion dollar bailout man!

 

Stop the presses!

Filed under: Uncategorized — bunchesofos @ 4:45 am

Clay Aiken announces that he’s gay!  Um…where is the breaking news there?  WE ALREADY KNEW THAT!!!! DUH!

September 9, 2008

Why do people try to take advantage of insurance companies…

Filed under: Things that make you say "hmm..." — bunchesofos @ 4:25 am

especially in the time of a crisis?  And for most of the people of Louisiana Hurricane Gustav may have left them in the dark for a while but it spared their homes.

Yet people are calling every day asking when they’re getting their $1500.  Huh? 

“Yeah, we got $1500 during Katrina.”

“Well, they’re not doing that with Gustav.”

“Why not?”

“Do you need to make a claim for damaged property?”

“No.  I had to evacuate and we stayed at a HoJo’s for three days in Mississippi.  I want to be reimbursed for loss of use of my home.”

Loss of use of your home?  This person was from Baton Rouge, not New Orleans.  Nobody made this person leave.

“Well, I can put in a claim for you.  But you know the deductible will apply.”

“How much is that?”

“Five-hundred dollars.”

“Are you serious?  My hotel and food didn’t even come to that.  Forget it.”

Need I say anymore?

Still cranking out the ideas to make the big bucks…

Filed under: Crap about rock stars — bunchesofos @ 4:08 am

It’s so ironic how TheNemesis creates his “book” then decides he’s going to put out a DVD to go along with it.  Hm…seems kind of like what they did with “The Secret”.  Then he has the nerve to go on his social networking page and tell people to BUY his book and then ask him all kinds of questions about it so he can talk about it in the DVD.  GET REAL, Mr. Wonderful.  Although I do have to give you credit…at least it will give you something to do, since it seems you have nothng to do right now.  Making a DVD could keep you busy…for a while at least.

Dear Tom:

Filed under: Sports, The New England Patriots — bunchesofos @ 4:03 am
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GET WELL SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 3, 2008

Congrats Ms. Palin…

Filed under: Politics — bunchesofos @ 4:29 am
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You may be a grandmother by Election Day!

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