A great Thanksgiving recipe

Never too early to start your holiday baking!
Now let’s get started,
 
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, . check the tequila again
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
 
At this point it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK.   Try another cup… just in
case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
 
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.   Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the
tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No
wait..strain the lemon juice and shift your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
 
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish
the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Hm…I might try this just to see how it turns out! lol! 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y’ALL!